Easy then to figure that all of that should thoroughly qualify me to write about this, the decades-longed-for movie. How wrong I was. I'm sitting here, several days post-Premiere. I've almost recovered from the subsequent evening of Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters and am at something of a loss about what to write. In fact, I've now come to the conclusion that prior experience thoroughly disqualifies me from actually reviewing it. So here it isn't.